“You ever seen Somewhere (2010)?”
“What?”
“Somewhere (2010), Sofia Coppola? Stephen Dorff? She directed it.”
“Oh Coppola, with Al Pacino?”
“Haha… no Stephen Dorff.”
“What’s the translation one?”
“Lost in Translation, with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson.”
“Oh… Bill Murray’s hilarious!”
“Yeah but Lost in Translation with Scarlett Johansson?”
“She’s in Avengers right? Yeah she’s gorgeous.”
“Well yeah but she’s in the other one too, directed by Sofia Coppola.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s a director.”
“She directed The Godfather?”
“No that was her dad, she directed Lost in Translation and Somewhere (2010) and some other stuff.”
“Oh.”
“So you haven’t seen them?”
“I don’t know?”
“Well yes or no?”
“What?”
...
“Who’s lost?”
“Well Scarlett’s in Tokyo with her husband, who’s there for work, and meets Bill Murray who’s there to shoot a commercial he knows nothing about.”
“Oh”
“Yeah they’re both lost is the idea.”
“Oh.”
...
...
“Hey so I watched that movie!”
“Oh, which one?”
“Lost Somewhere!”
“Oh yeah… haha”
“Yeah! It was great! But it was boring.”
“Oh…?”
“Yeah nothing happened.”
“No, nothing ever does.”